http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/sec/1725015821.html

"Hiring Security for Escort Business: I need a young man for security work as well as other duties for my new business. You must be smart, well spoken, strong and fit, professional, able to defend someone if required. You will be working with young ladies so be polite, kind, respectful, but strong and confident. You should be well dressed and well groomed. No thugs, gangsters, of wise guys need apply. Only serious, young, preferably college men will be considered.
Benefits will be very good and pay will be excellent.
Email all information and photo"

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Warmest felicitations, My Good Lady,

And my most sincere congratulations upon the commencement of your most worthy venture! Though I am considered by all in my circle of acquaintance to be a serious-minded young gentleman of noble habit and good family, and I have been received this season in all the finer homes,  I am forced to make the embarrassing confession that I find myself without situation. 

I would be most inclined to use my natural propensity for chivalrous behaviour to escort young ladies of refinement in the completion of their daily tasks, keeping them from undo contact with the rougher elements of the under-classes.

I am recently graduated from King's College, Oxford, where I took a first in Classics. Throughout my studies, I have endeavoured to maintain a certain level of physical fitness - rowing two-man skulls, and achieving certain notoriety on the rugby pitch. As per your request, I have enclosed a photograph of our '04 side, in which I may be found kneeling in the second row, third from your left.

Might I presume to call upon you at your first convenience, and have the pleasure of presenting my credentials in person? I may be reached by return post at the Hotel Des Armes, Chiswick, or at my club, the Barrington's. 

Yours, Etc.,