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Hiring Event: Mascot
Date: 2010-05-07, 6:50PMCostume Character /
Mascot and Handler
Empire State Building
The Empire State Building Observatory is seeking an individual to fill the position of our Mascot (King Kong). The position is up to 40 hrs/wk. The following criteria for this position is as follows.
- Experience dealing with large volumes of guests.
- Strong communication skills.
- Ability to convey emotions.
- Ability to move around in a 30 lb costume in intervals of 30 minutes at a time.
- Ability to maintain a high level of enthusiasm during entire shift.
- Must be fully available to work days, nights, weekends & holidays.
- Reliable and Punctual.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
10:00a.m. to 4:00p.m.
Room 630
Mention “ESB Hiring Event” when at visitor desk.
Bring valid state issued ID
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I am thrilled to put in my application for the Mascot position at the Empire State Building. I am certain that no other applicant could bring my enthusiasm and vérité to this job, and I'm excited to become the next member of your team.
Since relocating from Central Africa as an adolescent, I have been employed with the Wildlife Conservation Society in the Bronx, as a live-in animal physiology and bio-ethics educator. In this position, my main responsibility has been creating a realistic simulacrum of life and environmental conditions in my home country for the educational benefit of tourists and school children. You might compare my role to that of the historical reënactors of Colonial Williamsburg, but with a focus on the equatorial rain forest, rather than revolutionary America. I am also often tasked to assist our on-site medical and biological research teams with their inquiries, and have always excelled in both of these essential functions. I have a particular zest for performing for children, and young visitors to our facility have often ranked my exhibits and demonstrations as among their favorites. While I find my current situation satisfying in many ways, I have often thought of branching out with a new organization, particularly one that would allow me to move house, preferably to Manhattan, or one of the more bohemian neighborhoods of Brooklyn. The 24-hour on-call nature of my current job leaves me little time to explore the world-renowned arts and cultural scene here in New York, and I would love the opportunity to do so.
I am within the height requirements for your costume, as described in your advertisement, but I'm forced to confess that my over-all physical dimensions may exceed its capacity. My natural appearance may, however, negate the necessity for such attire, and I hope this small point will not preclude me from receiving an interview. Another small challenge is that my current schedule allows me no opportunity to attend your hiring event, or, indeed, to travel to your offices at all. Should this letter perk your interest, however, you are more than welcome to visit me at my current place of business, at the address below, It is easily accessible from midtown via the #2 or #5 subways or the BxM11 express bus. I know this is rather an unusual request for an applicant to make, but I am certain that a face-to-face interview would allow me to demonstrate to you my unique qualifications in short order.
My resume is attached, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours Sincerely,
Jo-Jo
Wildlife Conservation Society
2300 Southern Boulevard
Bronx, NY 10460